professorsparklepants:

leaveliestotheliars:

professorsparklepants:

uncreativelifeless:

So I thought the first one, that was it. Except I clicked next and next and-

This is how Grimmons went down. This right here. Down to Gus’s and Geoff’s expressions. This is how the dorks finally got together.

i’m so sorry if like someones said this before, this is my first time seeing rt comics.

OKAY BUT CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW GEOFF’S WIFE WROTE THIS COMIC???

Do you think Griffon and Lindsay have a secret club for girls who ship their husbands with one of their best friends? 

God I hope so.

Reblogged from thefandomjunkie

andatsea:

Tilt and balance.

Back when I first started drawing them in 2011, the Keeper had antlers and the spellmaker had horns. I’d phased them out by 2012 because I kept thinking about how uncomfortable it would be for them to sleep lying down. Their current antler/horn-less states are more mundane, but I sleep better knowing they also sleep better.

Reblogged from virulentkid

helioscentrifuge:

atypicalprincecharming:

graveyardstuffers:

(o)
holy shit this is wwonderful

casually reblogs myself with the legible text go go dA:
its kars fault - he wwas too stupid to lead - too stupid to liveits sols fault - he stole HER - wworthless yelloww bastardits vvris’s fault - she wwouldnt listen to me anymore its fefs fault - she wwas mean to meits all kars fault - he was in charge - he let this happen to me, to all of ushim and his freaky red bloodits evveryones fault no one evver listensno one understandsno one evver lovved mei havve alwways been alonenoww to make it permanentjust do it.S (so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so) manyThoughts… Mistakes… Choices…Feelings… Hopes… Fears…Regrets… Consequences… Dreams…Memories…He finally understood: the game was every man for himself, and no one spared a thought for the boy with purple hair and angry golden eyes – well, he didn’t need them.wwe are all so dumb - so wweak - so young –and I alwways wwas the wweakest onethats wwhy I have to find strength –and join it.In the dark, fumbling towards escape Now running towards a tiny point of light on the horizon Would it turn out to be the sun? Or would it be a reflection of the moon on the water? howw can I face jack wwhen I can’t face myself? I wwill join him in shameWwhy me?I am goin to kill all you motherGLUBers. I wwill paint the wwicked pictures with your motherGLUBbing blood. HOPE-SPLODE!Karkat, Feferi, moirail, separated.Vriska, kismesis, forgotten.Rose, Sollux, kismesis, unrequited.I am Eridanand I am angry - scared - ruthless - cold - mean – isolated - overwwhelmed - cowwardly - selfish - stupid –Eridan narrowed his eyes to tiny little slitsIf he narrowed them enough maybe he wouldn’t have to see their faces anymoreHe couldn’t see Sollux or Feferi or Kanaya just shapes in the rain, targetsMore wounded wrathful angels Rex Nulus AngellusHe could only see the past and know the future that waited for him.He could see Bec Noir’s dark shadow looming over him -Death beckons.Hope is gone, so I make my own survival of the fittest means meDo it - Do it - Do it - Do itWill you?Yes. No. Yes.Teeth:Sharp and pointyHard but hollowLike his magic.And like his soul.Eridan gritted his teeth -His heart – what little remained of it – beat faster -He breathed in.His palms were sweating -He held his wands in a death grip -He breathed out.He was ready…One moment of madness and everything falls apart before your eyes -But after Feferi, I could kill a thousand.

Orphaner dualscar is my legacy,



and I have orphaned my entire race.




holy SHIT that ending

helioscentrifuge:

atypicalprincecharming:

graveyardstuffers:

(o)

holy shit this is wwonderful

casually reblogs myself with the legible text go go dA:

its kars fault - he wwas too stupid to lead - too stupid to live
its sols fault - he stole HER - wworthless yelloww bastard
its vvris’s fault - she wwouldnt listen to me anymore 
its fefs fault - she wwas mean to me
its all kars fault - he was in charge - he let this happen to me, to all of us
him and his freaky red blood
its evveryones fault 
no one evver listens
no one understands
no one evver lovved me
i havve alwways been alone
noww to make it permanent
just do it.
S (so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so) many
Thoughts… Mistakes… Choices…
Feelings… Hopes… Fears…
Regrets… Consequences… Dreams…
Memories…

He finally understood: 
the game was every man for himself, 
and no one spared a thought for the boy 
with purple hair and angry golden eyes –
well, he didn’t need them.

wwe are all so dumb - so wweak - so young –
and I alwways wwas the wweakest one
thats wwhy I have to find strength –
and join it.

In the dark, fumbling towards escape 
Now running towards a tiny point of light on the horizon 
Would it turn out to be the sun? 
Or would it be a reflection of the moon on the water? 

howw can I face jack wwhen I can’t face myself? 
I wwill join him in shame
Wwhy me?
I am goin to kill all you motherGLUBers. 
I wwill paint the wwicked pictures with your motherGLUBbing blood. 


HOPE-SPLODE!

Karkat, Feferi, moirail, separated.
Vriska, kismesis, forgotten.
Rose, Sollux, kismesis, unrequited.

I am Eridan
and I am angry - scared - ruthless - cold - mean –
isolated - overwwhelmed - cowwardly - selfish - 
stupid –

Eridan narrowed his eyes to tiny little slits
If he narrowed them enough maybe he wouldn’t have to see their faces anymore
He couldn’t see Sollux or Feferi or Kanaya just shapes in the rain, targets
More wounded wrathful angels 
Rex Nulus Angellus
He could only see the past and know the future that waited for him.
He could see Bec Noir’s dark shadow looming over him -
Death beckons.

Hope is gone, so I make my own 
survival of the fittest means me

Do it - Do it - Do it - Do it
Will you?
Yes. 
No. 
Yes.

Teeth:
Sharp and pointy
Hard but hollow
Like his magic.
And like his soul.

Eridan gritted his teeth -
His heart – what little remained of it – beat faster -
He breathed in.
His palms were sweating -
He held his wands in a death grip -
He breathed out.
He was ready…

One moment of madness and everything falls apart before your eyes -
But after Feferi, I could kill a thousand.

Orphaner dualscar is my legacy,

and I have orphaned my entire race.

holy SHIT that ending

Reblogged from salamanderapocalypse

oddbagel:

jaxtellerhelps:

tuckedshirts:

pretendersrpa:

slippingintoacomabored:

traumacomplex:

no but imagine the tally marks turning black if their love is requited.

and then imagine the tally marks becoming a scar when the one they love dies.

Imagine someone with no tally marks meeting someone with 50 tally marks

Imagine someone with no tally marks starting to like someone with all tally marks scarred 

imagine aromantics with no tally marks laughing at this tally mark bullshit system
imagine someone afraid of being in love suddenly getting a tally mark
imagine someone married with a single nice black tally mark has a new one just appear
imagine someone with a single scarred mark that refuses to love again gets a new mark and it’s black
imagine someone who falls in love too easily having a lot of marks
imagine nurses at old people homes taking care of people with scarred marks, black marks, and no marks

Imagine a dolphin with human legs. Like a normal fucking dolphin except it gets up and walks around on human legs. Wouldn’t that be fucking nuts. Just my contribution to this post.

oddbagel:

jaxtellerhelps:

tuckedshirts:

pretendersrpa:

slippingintoacomabored:

traumacomplex:

no but imagine the tally marks turning black if their love is requited.

and then imagine the tally marks becoming a scar when the one they love dies.

Imagine someone with no tally marks meeting someone with 50 tally marks

Imagine someone with no tally marks starting to like someone with all tally marks scarred 

imagine aromantics with no tally marks laughing at this tally mark bullshit system

imagine someone afraid of being in love suddenly getting a tally mark

imagine someone married with a single nice black tally mark has a new one just appear

imagine someone with a single scarred mark that refuses to love again gets a new mark and it’s black

imagine someone who falls in love too easily having a lot of marks

imagine nurses at old people homes taking care of people with scarred marks, black marks, and no marks

Imagine a dolphin with human legs. Like a normal fucking dolphin except it gets up and walks around on human legs. Wouldn’t that be fucking nuts. Just my contribution to this post.

Reblogged from salamanderapocalypse

Anonymous asked:

what do you think gamzee and tavros would be like in highschool?

raspledazzle answered:

tavros “i bet i can eat like 3 cheezburgers in like 30 seconds but you have to pay for them” nitram

tavros “tried out for the football team but got hit in the eye once so he quit” nitram

tavros “his dad has chaperoned every field trip since kindergarten and his classmates beg him to come back the next time because hes hot hot like potat” nitram

gamzee “draws dicks on literally every paper hes given and is suprised when the teachers yell at him” makara

gamzee “smokes weed in a tree outside and is still suprised when he gets caught” makara

gamzee “spaces out in every class and yet still gets straight A’s and no one knows why we think his dad bribes administrators” makara

b0yskylark:

raspledazzle:

raspledazzle:

b0yskylark:

Tavros “I bring my pokemon collectors card binder to class since I was 7” Nitram

Gamzee “I found at least seven curly fries in my hair and havent eaten curly fries in 3 months” Makara

tavros “called his teacher ‘mom’ once on accident and didnt look her in the eye for the rest of the year” nitram

gamzee “walks into the wrong class and goes through the full hour without realizing its freshman math instead of 11th grade biology”

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